Let all the lazy people stay indoors, then maybe when I have to rush around town they won't be standing in my way moving snail paced with a maccy d's bag in one hand and a phone in the other and a look of confusion as in their absent state they almost eat the McDonalds bag as they have no notion that their hands can do something other than hold and work a mobile phone.
And I might be able to get served and KFC quicker, without the blank faces staring back at me from behind the counter as they have just had to encounter a family of 10 arguing about what they want to stuff down their faces as they have no knowledge of how to cook even the most basic of chicken nugget and chip dinners. As they shout at the employee who is getting more and more frustrated as she knows they want the largest family bucket of food available, they always do, trying to hide the pity in her eyes as their children have never even so much heard of peas.
It's been a productive work day...
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